C is for Cat!
Meet my magnificent feline Toby.
Text from the image reads... "The glorious cat laid on the window sill enjoying the fine spring weather. A bird taunted him from a nearby branch. The cool cat remained indifferent for he was a magnificent specimen of wisdom and poise. No bird could make a fool out of him. Besides, dinner was afoot and his favorite was on the menu."
Wouldn't this make fabulous legal tender? C is for C-note... Heehee.