The F***ing Wood Nymph
wood nymph arriving at the party a guy came up to him and said with his eyebrows raised "Dude, that's a bold statement." We took third place in the costume contest (we actually shared the prize). He really did look hilarious and colorful-- and he played it to the hilt all night long. In fact he had the line of the night... A wonderful woman, an actress in a children's theatre group was performing Shakespearean monologues. At the end of one particularly long and amusing one K breaks the pause with "The wood nymph has a hard on", at which point the actress bolts to her right in mock horror as the room erupted in laughter.